Q: How do most men define marriage?
A: An expensive way to get their laundry done for free.
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in boiling water?
A: Stu.Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs holding down a railroad tie?
A: Spike.
Q: What do you call a cat with no arms and no legs?
A: Dog food.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a forest fire?
A: Bernie.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs stuck in a quarry?
A: Rocky.Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head.________
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