A happily married man, one night, asked his wife to have sex
"doggy style."
"No!" she said, aghast.
Throughout their long relationship, he would periodically ask her
to have sex "doggy style."
She always emphatically said "No!"
Finally, on the man's deathbed, he asked his wife why she refused
his simple request to have sex on her hands and knees.
"Hands and knees?" she said, "I thought you meant in the front yard!"
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