There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time.
The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'al but I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I gets ondat plane."
"Why you gonna wear dem fo?", the other two asked.
The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonnafind me first."
The second lady said, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floe esant orange panties."
"Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked.
The second lady answered, "Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first."
The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties" . . .
The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'al but I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I gets ondat plane."
"Why you gonna wear dem fo?", the other two asked.
The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonnafind me first."
The second lady said, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floe esant orange panties."
"Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked.
The second lady answered, "Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first."
The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties" . . .
"What? No panties?" the others asked in disbelief.
The third lady says, "Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I ain't wearin' any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, the
fust thang dey always look fo is a black box!"
The third lady says, "Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I ain't wearin' any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, the
fust thang dey always look fo is a black box!"
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