A Little Old Lady
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door
of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily
hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks
the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave dddddildosss? "
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we
do have dildos. Actually we carry many models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave
aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss
thththiiickkk? "
The clerk responds, "Yes we do".
"Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee hhhhowwww
ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?" A Swiss scientist has invented a new bra!
It offers more support which will prevent a woman's breasts from
bouncing around, and will keep her nipples hidden......
....even in cold temperatures....
After announcing his invention, the scientist was taken outside
where a large group of men beat the shit out of him.
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