I Have Sinned
Tommy O'Connor went to confession and said, "Forgive me
father for I have sinned."
"What have you done Tommy O'Connor?"
"I had sex with a girl."
"Who was it, Tommy?"
"I cannot tell you father, please forgive me for my sin."
"Was it Mary Margaret Sullivan?"
"No father, please forgive me for my sin but I cannot
tell you who it was."
"Was it Catherine Mary McKenzie?" "No father, please
forgive me for my sin."
"Well then it has to be, Sarah Martha O'Keefe."
"No father, please forgive me, I cannot tell you who it
was."
"Okay, Tommy go say 5 Hail Mary's and 4 Our Fathers and
you will be abolished of your sin."
So Tommy walked out to the pews where his friend Joseph
was waiting.
"What did ya get?" asked Joseph.
"Well I got 5 hail Mary's 4 Our Fathers, and 3 good leads."
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Four nuns are killed and arrive at the Gates of Heaven. They line up in front of St Peter.
The first nun says "St Peter, I once saw a man's penis. May I still enter?"
St Peter replies "Wash your eyes in this font of holy water and proceed."
The second nun says "St Peter, I once touched a man's penis. May I still enter?"
St Peter replies "Wash your hands in this font of holy water and proceed."
St Peter suddenly notices a scuffle between the last two nuns. The fourth nun is trying to cut in front of the third nun. "What is going on?" he asks the fourth nun.
"I'm trying to go first so I can wash my mouth out before she sticks her arse in the font".
