On Sainsbury's peanuts --
"Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a newsflash)
On Boot's childrens cough medicine
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
"Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a newsflash)
On Boot's childrens cough medicine
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
"Product will be hot after heating."
"Product will be hot after heating."
On a Sears hairdryer
"Do not use while sleeping."
On a bag of Doritos
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
On a bar of Dial soap
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron
"Do not iron clothes on body."
On Nytol Sleep Aid
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(What are other doors prohibited?)
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(What are other doors prohibited?)
On a Japanese food processor
"Not to be used for the other use."
"Not to be used for the other use."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chainsaw
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
