Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time! Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever **************************************************************** Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills. Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you **************************************************************** Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are. Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me. **************************************************************** Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: For you and your parents **************************************************************** Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again **************************************************************** After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you. The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice **************************************************************** WIFE MEANS WONDERFUL INSTRUMENT FOR ENJOYMENT or WORRIES INVITED FOR EVER |
May 14, 2011
hUSBand Vs WifE
