Dreams of Aging Men...Joke

Ed was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live  for. Send me back!  St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back,  and that is as a chicken.  Ed was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his  home....  The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and  pecking the ground.  A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new  hen, huh? How's your first day here?  'Not bad,' replied Ed the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside.  Like I'm gonna explode!  'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never  laid an egg before?  'Never,' said Ed.  'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big  deal.  He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!  He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood.  He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.  As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his  head, and heard.....  "Ed, wake up! You shit the bed!"