Without Ears
Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was
born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the
hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before
they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and
explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if
he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or
even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life when
they came back home.
Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little
hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes."
" Can he see?" asked Little Johnny.
"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he
will have
20/20 vision."
"That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be shit outta luck if
he needed glasses."
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Trivia:
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your
stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing
still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
