Old Italian Couple
An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall.
After a while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first
saleswoman she sees and asks,
"Escusa me, have you senn-a me Tony.
He's got a big-a belly and a-lots of curly black hair?"
The
saleswoman answers that she hasn't seen her husband. So the Italian
woman goes to ask another saleswoman:
"Escusa me, have you senn-a me Tony. He's got a big-a belly and a-lots of curly black hair?"
"No, I'm sorry maam, I haven't seen your husband."
The Italian woman goes
to see one more saleswoman and asks,
"Escusa me, have you senn-a me Tony. He's got a big-a belly and a-lots of curly black hair?"
The
saleswoman answers, "Yes I saw him, he ran out of here
licketysplit."
"No no no, thatsa not-a my Tony. He pinch-a the bum,
grab-a the breasts...but he no lickety split!"
Types Of Female Orgasms
There are at least EIGHT types of ORGASM of a WOMAN
1. The Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes..................
2. The Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No....................
3. The Confused - Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No............
4. The Traveler - Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming.............
5. The Religious - Oh God, Oh God.........................
6. The Userer - Ahh, More, More, More.....................
7. The Murderer - Ahh, If you take it out, I'll kill you...
8. The Submariner - Mmm...OHHH...Deeper...Go DEEPER !!
