What a great Job from Govt. of India (Must Read)

TAX...... TAX......... TAX............ What a Great job from Govt. of India !!!!!!

 

1) Qus.: What are you doing?

 

Ans.: Business.

 

Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX

 

2) Qus.: What are you doing in Business?

 

Ans.: Selling the Goods.

 

Tax : PAY SALES TAX

 

3) Qus.: From where are you getting Goods?

 

Ans.: From other State/Abroad

 

Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI

 

4) Qus.: What are you getting in Selling Goods?

 

Ans.: Profit.

 

Tax : PAY INCOME TAX

 

5) Qus.: How do you distribute profit ?

 

Ans : By way of dividend

 

Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX

 

6) Qus.: Where you Manufacturing the Goods?

 

Ans.: Factory.

 

Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY

 

8) Qus.: Do you have Staff?

 

Ans.: Yes

 

Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX

 

9) Qus.: Doing business in Millions?

 

Ans.: Yes

 

Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX ?

 

Ans : No

 

Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax

 

10) Qus.: Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?

 

Ans.: Yes, for Salary.

 

Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX

 

11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?

 

Ans.: Hotel

 

Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX

 

12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?

 

Ans.: Yes

 

Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX

 

13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?

 

Ans.: Yes

 

Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX

 

14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?

 

Ans.: Gift on birthday.

 

Tax : PAY GIFT TAX

 

15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?

 

Ans.: Yes

 

Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX

 

16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?

 

Ans.: Cinema or Resort.

 

Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX

 

17) Qus.: Have you purchased House?

 

Ans.: Yes

 

Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE

 

18) Qus.: How you Travel?

 

Ans.: Bus

 

Tax : PAY SURCHARGE

 

19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?

 

Ans.: Yes

 

Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL &

 

SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!

 

20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?

 

Ans.: Yes

 

Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY

 

21) INDIAN : Can I die now??

 

Ans : No, wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX