A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eyeglasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before.
"What seems to be the problem, madam?"
"I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husband, He's still not seeing things my way."
"What seems to be the problem, madam?"
"I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husband, He's still not seeing things my way."
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"Never criticize your wife for her shortcomings, or when she does something wrong. Always bear in mind that it is because of her shortcomings and weaknesses that she could not find a better husband than you."
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(one of my favourite)
A lion was getting married. At his wedding was a mouse shouting away and congratulating the lion. "All the best, my brother. Good luck."
Seeing the mouse shouting away claiming that the lion getting married is his brother, another Lion grabs the mouse in anger and asks: "Who the hell do you think you are? How can a lion be your brother? You are only a mouse."
The mouse replies: "I, too, was a lion before I got married."
Seeing the mouse shouting away claiming that the lion getting married is his brother, another Lion grabs the mouse in anger and asks: "Who the hell do you think you are? How can a lion be your brother? You are only a mouse."
The mouse replies: "I, too, was a lion before I got married."
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