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> A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
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> The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
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> "What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."
> "This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.
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> "What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
> "What a coincidence," says the man ... "I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
> "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
> "I used a different cock," he replied.
> The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence..."
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