Classics from 6 year olds

 

A 1^st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.  It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders,6-year-olds, the last one is a classic!

1.   Don't change horses   until they stop running.   2.   Strike while the   bug is close.   3.   It's always darkest before   Daylight Saving Time.   4.   Never underestimate the power of   termites.   5.   You can lead a horse to water but   How?   6.   Don't bite the hand that   looks dirty.   7.   No news is   impossible   8.   A miss is as good as a   Mr.   9.   You can't teach an old dog new   Math   10.   If you lie down with dogs, you'll   stink in the morning.   11.   Love all, trust   Me.   12.   The pen is mightier than the   pigs.   13.   An idle mind is   the best way to relax.   14.   Where there's smoke there's   pollution.   15.   Happy the bride who   gets all the presents.   16.   A penny saved is   not much.   17.   Two's company, three's   the Musketeers..   18.   Don't put off till tomorrow what   you put on to go to bed.   19.   Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and   You have to blow your nose.   20.   There are none so blind as   Stevie Wonder.   21.   Children should be seen and not   spanked or grounded.   22.   If at first you don't succeed   get new batteries.   23.   You get out of something only what you   See in the picture on the box   24.   When the blind lead the blind    get out of the way.   25.   A bird in the hand   is going to poop on you.                          And the WINNER and last one!    = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = 26.   Better late than   Pregnant