SEXUAL RHYMING TERMS THAT YOU MAY NOT KNOW

Sexual Rhyming Terms That You May Not Know   WANKY PANKY - fooling around, naughtier than hanky panky THRUSTER BUSTER - a sudden noise that interrupts the act of sex, especially a doorbell, the sound of a spouse's car in the driveway, or the shrill voice of an unexpected parent RUBBER FLUBBER - sudden realization that the condom has broken BOOBIE LUBEY - stimulation of a female's breasts to arouse sexual interest DICKIE LICKIE - oral stimulation of the male's private parts TUSHIE PUSHIE - doggie-style sexual intercourse PECKER WRECKER - oral sex given to a man by a female wearing braces on her teeth FUCKIE SUCKIE - oral sex and sexual intercourse both STINKIE PINKIE - the result of sexual stimulation of the female's private parts by the male's hands HUMMER CUMMER - I think you can figure out this one all by yourself!   <<<   WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." <<<   Two little boys were sitting on the porch, when one little boy says, "My Daddy smokes, and he can blow smoke rings." Then Jimmy, not to be outdone responds, "My Dad can blow smoke out of his ass." "Really, have you seen it?" reply the boys. Little Johnny responds, "No, but I've seen the tobacco stains in his underwear."   <<<   Q: Why is a necrophiliac like a fur trapper? A: They're both hunting for dead beaver. A couple is making out in the movies. She says, "Harry, I think I just swallowed your gum." He says, "No, I was just clearing my throat."