A Blonde
A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home
from work just jumping for joy. He didn't know why she was jumping for
joy but thought, what the heck, and started jumping up and down with her.
She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
He said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!"
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up
and down, when she told him that she was pregnant!
He kissed her and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"
Then, she said, "Oh, honey, there's more!"
He asked, "What do you mean, 'more?'"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked
her how she knew.
She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought
the TWIN PACK home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!!"
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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg.
The phaonmneel pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearcr at Cmagbride Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers of a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht
the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm.
This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh?
Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpelng was ipmorantt!
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A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is
her first pregnancy.
The doctor asks her if she has any questions.
She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain.
How much will childbirth hurt?"
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and
pregnancy to pregnancy...and besides,
it's difficult to describe pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?," she asks.
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."
"Like this?"
"A little more..."
"Like this?"
"No. A little more..."
"Like this?"
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Now stretch it over your head!"
