Santa Banta SMS

Santa Banta SMS Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai ****************************************** What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi ****************************************** Once Banta was going to his office. On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.  Next day, on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel and exclaimed "Sala aaj bhi phisalna hoga" ****************************************** Banta: Yaaar Meri BIWI mere Dost Ke sath bhaag gayi. MAN: Uski yaad aati hogi na. Banta: Haa Yaar.... bahut acha Dost Tha. ****************************************** Banta to Girlfriend: Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Banta: 1 biwi aur 3 bacche. ****************************************** Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? ****************************************** Banta: Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar!!! ******************************************