Police Station Mein Dhobi Ne Santa Ke Khliaf Complaint Kari
Dobhi Rote Hue: “Is Saale Sante Ne Meri Biwi Ki Ijjat Lutt Li”
Police Wala: “Kyu Be, Kyu Kiya Tune Esa?”
Santa: “Sir Ji, Meri Koi Galti Nahi Hai. Main To Kapde Press Karvane Gaya Thha”
Police Wala: “Fir?”
Santa: “Mene Isko Awaj Lagayi To Ye Bola Ki, Main Khana Kha Raha Hun Istri Garam Hai Khud Maar Lo“
