Mar 25, 2011

Punjabi Bra

A man walked into the women's department of Shoppers Stop in Bombay City. He found a saleslady, and told her, 'I would like a Punjabi bra For my wife, size 34 B.'

With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, 'What kind of bra?'

He repeated 'A Punjabi bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Punjabi bra, and that you would know what she means.'

'Ah, now I remember,' said the saleslady. 'We don't get as many Requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Jain bra, or the Parsi bra.'

Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked, 'So, what are the Differences? '

Thesaleslady responded. 'It is all really quite simple. The Catholic Bra supports the masses. The Jain bra lifts up the fallen and Downtrodden, and the Parsi bra keeps one staunch and upright.'

He mused on that information for a minute, and asked, 'So, what does The Punjabi bra do?'

The Punjabi bra,' she replied, 'makes mountains out of molehills.'