A guy was visiting Toronto and asked where he could find a good whore house. He was given an address and told to ask for Sally.
He went to the address and requested Sally. She took him to a room, stripped down and said, "Go ahead and put it in, but let me know how it is."
After a few strokes he said, "It's a little bit loose."
She told him to get off for a minute, reached down and fiddled about with her privates. "Try it now." she said.
He entered her again and it was perfect, nice and tight.
After he finished he asked, "How do you manage to adjust it's size to fit anyone?"
"Easy," she said, "I've been in this business so long that I've developed warts on one side and worm holes on the other. I just button them up."
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There was a young girl in Berlin
Who was fucked by an elderly Finn
Though he diddled his best,
And fucked her with zest
She kept asking, "hey Pop, is it in?"
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It was a slow afternoon at the pharmacy when
Anthony, the pharmacist, saw a young, buxom
blonde walk into the drugstore. The beautiful
blonde sashayed up to the counter and asked
Anthony, "Do you sell extra large condoms?"
The pharmacist replied, "Yes we do. Would you
like to buy some?"
The blonde responds, "No sir, but do you mind
if I wait around here until someone does?"
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A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks for a bottle of Viagra.
The pharmacist says, "Do you have a prescription?"
The guy says, "No, but here's a picture of my wife."
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A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, She sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?" "Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "No." A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?" "I don't know," said the woman. "Do you have any 'Sorry I laughed at your dick' cards?"
A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!" The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child?" He says, "No! This is her fucking husband!"
