Mar 27, 2011

Misc Jokes

Subjiwala to Madam : 500 ka note blouse se nikala hai kya?
Madam: hann par kaise pata laga?
Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh
abhi bhi khula hua hai!

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Husband touched b__bs and
- sung: Piyo glass full doodh,
- wonderful doodh.
- Immediately wife touched
- his pe--s n said: Thanda
- matlab CHOTA COKE!"