An Italian, a Frenchman and an Indian were drinking at a bar, discussing what they had done the previous evening.
The Italian says: 'Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream nonstop for five minutes.'
The Frenchman says: 'Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight.'
The Indian says: 'That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with Amul butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, then made love and I made her scream for two long hours.'
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, 'Two hours, phenomenal!'
What did you do to make her scream for two hours??
Indian: I wiped my hands on the curtains."
