IM WITH AN IDIOT (SILLY GIRL CLASSIC)

 IM With An Idiot

(Very Oldie)

 

This classic IM actually happened with an old friend of mine.  (Sillygirll6931)

I crack up everytime I read it.

Hello all...
Today I had an ecounter with someone who is probably the stupidest person on the face of the Earth.  You all know how much I HATE the  a/s/l IMs,  and I just could NOT back down from giving this loser everything I could think of to throw at him...LOL... enjoy.. I sure did..hehehe.
NHWhGuy: a/s/l/ pic Sillygirll6931: do I know you? NHWhGuy: not yet Sillygirll6931: then please don't IM me NHWhGuy: why Sillygirll6931: because I said so. NHWhGuy: why Sillyigirll6931: do you speak English?

( five minutes later...)
NHWhGuy: want fuck Sillygirll6931: excuse me? NHWhGuy: i am 10 incesSillygirll6931: and I am the first lady. Go away.NHWhGuy: I lik pussySillygirll6931: You have a wonderful grasp of the english
language. What are you ... 12?NHWhGuy: want fuck Sillygirll6931: I am not sure I understand you.. are you asking
a question or making a statement?NHWhGuy: i am 16Sillygirll6931: 16 inches or 16 years old?Sillygirll6931: Keep in mind that 16 AOL inches equals 4 real
life inches?NHWhGuy: 10 incesSillygirll6931: well I wish you would make up your mind. 10 INCHES
is actually 2.NHWhGuy: cyberSillygirll6931: Hey!! You spelled something right! You'll make it to
the third grade in no time. NHWhGuy: whatSillygirll6931: what?NHWhGuy: r u hotSillygirll6931: Well, actually it is snowing here, so it is hard to be hotNHWhGuy: mak u hotSillygirll6931: you couldn't MAKE me hot if I was sitting bare-assed on
a wood stove.NHWhGuy: Make you walk the sheetsSillygirll6931: What's that? Your mother walks the streets? Oh now I
understand things much better..NHWhGuy: u r funny ha haSillygirll6931: Thank you. You are an imbecile.NHWhGuy: u lik meSillygirll6931: Lick you or like you? Either way I will have to think about
it a bit..Sillygirll6931: Ok, thought about it..... NONHWhGuy:  r u whiteSillygirll6931: actually I am a pinkish color.Sillygirll6931: Is your neck red?Sillygirll6931: Do you have a junkyard in front of your trailer?NHWhGuy: whatSillygirll6931: Me Tarzan, you Jane.NHWhGuy: i like uSillygirll6931: I am so glad to hear that.Sillygirll6931: It is past your naptime, kid. Better go upstairs and brush
your tooth, pop a few zits, etc.NHWhGuy: no its notSillygirll6931: Then why is your mother calling you? Never mind, I don't
want to know.NHWhGuy: whySillygirll6931: why what? Why do you have the IQ of a goat?  I have the
answer...INBREEDING.NHWhGuy: i have a g/fSillygirll6931: Oh really? How many teeth does she have?Sillygirll6931: Does she shave her mustache before kissing you?NHWhGuy: we like 3waysSillygirll6931: Oh cool.. I know someone who might be interested.NHWhGuy: whoSillygirll6931: she's right here .....baaaaaaa...baaaaaaa Sillygirll6931: she still smells like the barn, but I am sure you are used
to thatNHWhGuy: whySillygirll6931: because she is a sheep, numbstick!NHWhGuy: why u have sheepSillygirll6931: oh forget it. Go get your own. Sillygirll6931: a pimple on my ass would have ten times the intelligence you have. NHWhGuy: cyber meSillygirll6931: hmm.. let me think about it awhile.Sillygirll6931:  NoNHWhGuy: u dont like meSillygirll6931: Really! What gave you that idea?NHWhGuy: why r u in bi roomSillygirll6931: Well, you see I thought maybe if I came in here another 16
year old sheep-fucking, pimple-faced, braincell-challenged redneck idiot
with a 2 inch penis and a 3 word vocabulary might IM me and try to cyber.
 
(Long pause)
Sillygirll6931: was that too many words for you?NHWhGuy: i am not 16Sillygirll6931: Really.. and I thought you were being honest.NHWhGuy: i am 20Sillygirll6931:  as if it makes all the difference in the world.NHWhGuy: age dont matterSillygirll6931: actually it does, since you claim to be 20 with the intellect
of a 14 year old pervert.NHWhGuy: fuck uSillygirll6931: No thanks, I am not into sheep.Sillygirll6931: baaaaaaaa baaaaaaaaNHWhGuy: u r funnySillygirll6931: nope.. I am Silly you dorkhead.
Sillygirll6931: Well junior, it's been fun. But I know you should be taking a
nap by now, or your mommy will be mad at you and Santa won't bring you
any presents.NHWhGuy: moms not home Sillygirll6931: Oh that's right, she's working. And she will probably have
breakfast with her pimp when her shift is over.NHWhGuy: fuck uSillygirll6931: baaaaaaaaaNHWhGuy: fat ugly dikeSillygirll6931: that's DYKE you uneducated drip of snot. Sillygirll6931: If I am a fat ugly dyke, then why do you want to cyber me?NHWhGuy: cant get a manSillygirll6931: Oh, don't give up so easily, Junior. I know there is a perfect
man out there somewhere just waiting for you.NHWhGuy: no u cant get a manSillygirll6931: I am a dyke, remember, genius?NHWhGuy: hope u get shit for xmasSillygirll6931: Was that an insult? Allright junior!! Way to go!!NHWhGuy: fuck uSillygirll6931: Don't hold back now!NHWhGuy: fat assSillygirll6931: baaaaaaaaa.. baaaaaaaa
Sillygirll6931: Well junior, thank you so much for entertaining me. I
always enjoy watching a dildo like you make a complete ass of himself.NHWhGuy: u r a fucken fat ass dike bitchSillygirll6931: That's a good boy. I am
sure your parents will be proud when they read this.NHWhGuy:  they wont read itSillygirll6931: They will when I mail it to the master screen name account of the computer you are using right now.NHWhGuy: u cant do thatSillygirll6931: Why don't you just wait and see?NHWhGuy: noSillygirll6931: yesssss!NHWhGuy:  r u goin to mail itSillygirll6931: Junior, this is such a classic I am going to mail it to everyone I know, INCLUDING your parents and AOLNHWhGuy: please dontSillygirll6931: Now its please... NHWhGuy: never mind i dont want cyber uSillygirll6931: Oh how disappointing. NHWhGuy: i want be frendsSillygirll6931: I am sure you will make lots of new friends in prison.NHWhGuy: byeSillygirll6931: bye Junior.. don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.NHWhGuy: whatSillygirll6931: I said go smell a fart.NHWhGuy: No u didntSillygirll6931: Say no to drugs!NHWhGuy: u r werd Sillygirll6931:  And you have the brains of a doorknob. Good luck in prison,
and remember my barn door is always open to you.NHWhGuy:  bitchSillygirll6931: don't go away mad..just go away

Here's the good part... an hour later I went to put this guy's name on my idiot list for future reference.. and it said he wasn't a member.  Either he changed his SN immediately, or he's not on AOL...
hmmmmmm......
Anyway, everyone keep an eye out for him, and let him have it if you see him...LMAOFF