Doctor to Santa (Patient): Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai?
Santa: Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor: dawai khali thi kya?
Santa : Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor: Are Santa ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Santa: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi.
Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?
Santa: Oho, nahi doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.
Doctor: Abe GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya?
Santa : Nahi. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor (in frustration) : Abe Teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha ki nahi?
Santa: Nahi doctor saheb.
Doctor: Kyon?
Santa: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.
Doctor: Teri sale, to khola kyon nai.
Santa: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.
Doctor: Tera ilaj main nahi kar sakta!
Santa: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga?
Doctor : Abe teri …@#$!^&*!!!
