Two old drunks were sitting in a bar when the first one said"Ya knowwhen I was thirty and got an erectionI couldn't bend iteven using both
Hands.
Hands.
"By the time I was fortyI could bend it about ten degrees if I tried
Really hardby the time I was fiftyI could bend it about forty five
Degreesno problem.
Really hardby the time I was fiftyI could bend it about forty five
Degreesno problem.
"I'm gonna be sixty next weekand now I can bend it in half with just one
Hand.
Hand.
"So" said the second drunk"what's your point?"
"WellI'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get."