At a country club party a young man was introduced
to an attractive girl. Immediately she began flattering
him outrageously. The guy liked the young lady, but
was taken a bit aback by her fast and ardent pitch.
He was amazed when, after 30 minutes, she seriously
proposed marriage.
"Look," he said. "We only met a half hour ago. How can
you be so sure? We know nothing about each other."
"You're wrong," she smiled. "For the past five years,
I've been working in the back of the bank where you
have your account. I know all I need to know about you."
