Bubba was arrested for selling moonshine.
At his trial, his lawyer put him on the stand and said,
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I ask you to take
a good look at my client. Look carefully at him.
I'll give you some time."
After a few seconds of silence he continued,
"Now, ladies and gentleman of the jury, you've looked
carefully at the defendant. Can you sit there and
honestly believe that if my client had a quart of whiskey,
that he would sell it?"
Bubba was acquitted after 3 minutes' deliberation!
