Nasty Chit
A young Amish boy, Little Johnny, is sitting on his bed reading
The Bible. Suddenly, his father storms in, grabs him and drags
him out into the pasture. In the pasture is one sheep chewing
grass. His father points to the sheep and says, "Thou hast had
sex with yon sheep!"
Little Johnny kneels and says, "Father forgive me for I did
indeed spill my seed in yon lowly beast."
Saddened his father says, "Thou art forgiven my son. But know
this... there will be REAL trouble if I taste it again!!!"
Charlie's an embalmer, and one day he says to his boss, "There's a problem with Mrs. Whittaker."
The boss says, "What's that?"
Charlie says, "I was getting her cleaned up when I noticed a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her pussy."
The boss says, "That's impossible. Show me."
They go to the table where she's lying, Charlie flips back the sheet, points, and says, "See?
There's a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her pussy."
The boss takes a closer look and says, "You jerk, that's not a piece of shrimp.
That's her clit." 
Charlie says, "Her clit? Well, it sure tasted like shrimp."
