My brother dropped off his wife at the hair stylist for a new
hairdo. However, he was unable to pick her up, so he had arranged
ahead of time for me to do it, and she was supposed to call me
when she was ready to be picked up.
However, when the time came, she must have dialed a wrong
number, she reported later, as she received an unexpected
response.
When she called, a man answered and said, "Hello."
She cheerfully replied, "Come and get me!"
The man said, "Are you sure? This is Mitchell's Funeral Home."