There were these three men stranded on an island in the middle of the ocean. All of a sudden the natives surrounded them, unhappy to see Americans on their island. The angry chief gave them a choice.
�Death or unga-bunga!� He shouted.
The first man really didn�t want to die, so he chose unga-bunga.
The entire tribe bent him over a fallen tree and butt-fucked him.
The second man said, �Man, I don�t want to sound gay or anything, but I definately don�t want to die either. Okay�.unga-bunga.�
The entire tribe bent him over a fallen tree and butt-fucked him.
The third man, disgusted by his friends� decisions, shouted, �Death!�
To that, the chief shouted, �Death by unga-bunga!�
