SHER & SHAIRI WITH COMPUTER LINGO!

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...


Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
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Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...


Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...
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Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...


Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...
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Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.


Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found!
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.


Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space.
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Ghar se jab tum nikle
pehen ke reshmi gown.


Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya server down.
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Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ek female.


Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox, kya e-mail.
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Dil se ek ishq ki
application create kar raha hoon.


Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon.
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Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.


Yeh dekho mera isp connection
time out ho gaya..