Dec 15, 2009

Arjun Singh Jokes

Here are some Arjun singh jokes to make you smile:
WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH SALE ?
Ans 49.5% off.

WHICH IS ARJUN SINGH'S FAVOURITE CITY ?
Ans Kota

WHY DOESN'T ARJUN SINGH HAVE TOO MANY FRIENDS?
Ans Because he's 'reserved' by nature .

WHY DID ARJUN SINGH LEARN ARABIC?
Ans So that he could read 'backwards'.

ARJUN SINGH WAS MADE THE LAW MINISTER. HE ZAPPED EVERYONE BY CREATING ANOTHER SUPREME COURT. HE CALLED IT THE SUPREME TRIBUNAL. WHAT WAS HIS LOGIC?
Ans For every SC, there should be an ST .

IF ARJUN SINGH WERE TO MAKE A CAREER IN FILMS, WHICH JOB WOULD HE OPT FOR?
Ans Choosing the caste .

IF ARJUN SINGH OWNED A MOVIE THEATER, WHAT WOULD THE BALCONY BE CALLED?
Ans Backward Class

IF ARJUN SINGH WERE A HISTORIAN, HOW WOULD HE DIVIDE TIME?
Ans AD, BC & OBC.