Collection of Funny & Weird Readable's
The Sheer Nightgown ... A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.' She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!' He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.
On a rainy day a child was playing with a worm! He was trying to put it back in the hole. But it was not going in. Suddenly the boy spat on the worm and pushed it into the hole. It went in straight. The grandpa was watching him. He called the boy and gave him $10/- note Boy asked, 'what for?' Grandpa replied, 'for showing me the trick'.
