May 2, 2010

99.95% Wrong Answer Challenge

*It is a 99.95% challenge that u will have a wrong answer to the question asked in the passage...*
 
Once there was loving couple travelling in a bus in a mountainous area. They decided to get down at some place.
After the couple got down at some place the bus moved on. As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell on the bus from the mountain and crushed the bus to crumbs. Everybody on board was killed. The couple upon seeing that, said, "*We wish we were on that bus*" Why do u think they said that ?
 
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*If they had remained on the bus instead of deciding to get down, the resulting time delay could have been avoided and the rock would have fallen
after the bus had passed ..!!!*
 
*Think positive in life always and look for opportunities when u can help others
....Many times in life, the opposite of Success is not Failure, its
Quitting. Winners never quit, quitters never Win....*


May 1, 2010

``` the green tea placebo effect :: thats funny```







A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .




Doctor: "What happened?"




Woman:" Doctor, I don't know what to do Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."




Doctor:"I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of green tea and start swirling it in your mouth. Don't drink it, just swirl it around and around".




.........2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.




Woman:" Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk I gargled repeatedly with green tea and he never touched me."




Doctor:" You see how keeping your mouth shut is such a good idea !!!"