Give me some Break

Saari ummr hum OFFICE mein jee liye,

Ek pal to ab humein Jeene do Jeene do !!!

Na na nana nana na na nana... na na na na na naaaaaaaaaaa. ..

Give me some Leave
Give me some Break
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again,

Na na nana nana na na nana... na na na na na naaaaaaaaaaa. ..

Kandhon ko Reports Ke bojh ne jhukaya
jhoot bolna to khud manager ne sikhaya,

career to gaya
PF bhi gaya
Ek pal to ab humein Jeene do... Jeene do,

Saari ummr hum Office mein jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein Jeene do... Jeene do

Salary kabhi na badhi...

Har baar increment, perks aur bonus ka jhotha lara laga,
boss ne humse aur zayada kaam karwaya....
beyond working hours bhi humne kaam kiya

Ek pal to ab humein Jeene do... Jeene do !!!

Saari ummr hum OFFICE mein jee liye, Ek pal to ab humein jeene do... jeene do.

Na na nana nana na na nana... na na na na na naaaaaaaaaaa.

Molly the Camel for Army Guys

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert . During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there.

The nervous Sergeant said, "Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Molly The Camel."

The Captain said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I can understand about the 'urges', so the camel can stay."

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild and insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"

"No sir. They usually just ride the camel into town. That's where the girls are."

Moral of the story
If you are not sure of how things are done, don't be ashamed to ask for clarification before doing it ...
not after you have done it wrongly...