. Bubba has a question:

Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is

It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin

people to git cancer?"

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer."

"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants fer

makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers

an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"

"Sure is, Bubba."

"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was burnt from that hot coffee that she ordered?"

"Yep."

"And that football player sued that university when he

gradiated and still couldn't read?"

"That's right," said the lawyer."
"But why are you asking?"

"Well, I was thinkin...

What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all

them ugly women I slept with?" 

4 Letter Words

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
Her mother asked, ‘How was the honeymoon?’

‘Oh, mama,’ she replied, ‘the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic‘

Suddenly she burst out crying. ‘But, mama, as soon as we returned he started using the most horrible language… things I’d never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to come get me and take me home…. Please mama!‘

Her mother said, ‘Calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?’

Still sobbing, the bride said, ‘Oh, mama…words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK…!‘