Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
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"U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id"
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
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If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there
is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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What's the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and
Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter
speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut
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Feb 6, 2010
Surprise!
Frank, an avid golfer and his buddies were hanging out and planning a 5-day golf trip. Unfortunately, Frank had to tell them that he couldn't go because his wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of teasing and name calling, Frank headed home totally frustrated.
The following week when Frank's buddies arrived at the golf resort, they were shocked to see Frank sitting in the lobby, drinking a beer, holding his putter!
"How did you talk your wife into letting you go, Frank?"
"I didn't have to," Frank replied. "Last I night I slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then, my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise!'
When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee! And she said,
‘Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed, and you can do whatever you want…’
AND SO HERE I AM !"
After a lot of teasing and name calling, Frank headed home totally frustrated.
The following week when Frank's buddies arrived at the golf resort, they were shocked to see Frank sitting in the lobby, drinking a beer, holding his putter!
"How did you talk your wife into letting you go, Frank?"
"I didn't have to," Frank replied. "Last I night I slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then, my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise!'
When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee! And she said,
‘Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed, and you can do whatever you want…’
AND SO HERE I AM !"
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