YAHOO KI WOH BAATEN AAJ BHI YAAD HEIN

yahoo ki wo mulakatein

wo pyar bhari batein

wo loging hony ka intzaar

wo intzaar ki saaetein

kaho kya bhool jao ge?

wo farzi naam ka btana

haha likh ker jhoota qehqaha lagana

wo ASL poochny par

apni umar ko aor kam btana

kaho kya bhool jao ge?

wo pyar bhari tehreerien

wo yahoo ki emotion tasweerein

wo nick mein haal-e-dil likhna

wo net ko fast karny ki tadbeerien

kaho kya bhool jao ge?

wo typing se unglion mein dard hona

kisi baat per gusay se chehry ka zard hona

lafz sorry ka screen par atay hi

lehjay ka phir se sard hona

kaho kya bhool jao ge?

wo jaagna roz raton mein

wo chalakna pyar baton mein

wo type karty karty

lena mouse hathon mein

kaho kya bhool jao ge?

wo yahoo pe doosron ko ignore karna

har jumley par bohat ghor karna

wo dil per hath rakh kar bye kehna

aor zara der aor rukny per zor karna

kaho kya bhool jao ge?

tumhary login hotay hi

dostoon ka wo jhumgutha lag jana

tum se bat karny ki khatir

sir dard ka wo jhoota bahana

kaho kya bhool jao ge?

bewaja ki batoon per takraar karna

baar baar net meeting per israar karna

wo roman urdu mein ki gayi batein

pyar ka dabay lafzon mein izhar karna

kaho kya bhool jao ge?

wo doston se tumhara ID chupana

kabhi font badalna kabhi gungunanaa

der se jawab anay per

busy hony ka ilzam lagana

per lagta hai tum bhool gaye……

yahoo k aanchal per likhi hoyi kahani

per mujh ko yad hai har ik lafz zubani

khudara na tum aisa sitam karo

na karo tum aisi nadani…!!!

12 Step Internet Recovery Program

1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet.

2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.

3) I will get dressed before noon.

4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet.

5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Internet-deprived.

6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet.

7) I will read a book...if I still remember how.

8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet.

9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.

10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.

11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.

12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime ... And the Internet will always be there tomorrow!