Baadshah Akbar aur Santri

Ek baar baadshah akbar ke darbaar me ek santri tha. Uska naam lallan
tha. Uska record tha ki usne jiski bhi Gaand maari wo tarakki kar
gaya. Lekin wo khud santri ka santri hi rah gaya.
Ye baat feel karte hue usne khud ki hi gand maarne ki sochi, aur raat
ko minaar pe chad gaya aur apni hi maarne ka prayaas karne laga.
Lekin wo minaar akbar ke bedroom ke saamne thi aur achaanak akbar ki
nazar pad gayi, usne fauran sipaahi bhej kar usse pakad kar darbaar
mein pesh karne ko kaha.
Agli subah darbaar mein,
Akbar : Tum raat ko kya kar rahe the.
Lallan : Zille ilaahi maine aaj tak jiski bhi Gaand maari wo tarakki
kar gaya lekin mein wahi 500 rupaye kamaane waala hi reh gay.
Akbar : aaj se tumhaari tankhwaa 1500 ki jaati hai lekin ye harkat
dubaara nahi honi chahiye?
Lallan : Badshah salaamat, Abhi to sirf topa hi gaya tha…

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