Corkscrew

 Corkscrew

Gary and Martin were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Gary glanced over and noticed that Martin's penis was twisted like a corkscrew.

"Wow," Gary said. "I've never seen one like that before."

"Like what?" Martin said. "All twisted like a pig's tail," Gary said.

"Well, what's yours like?" Martin said.

"Straight, like normal," Gary said.

"I thought mine was normal until I saw yours," Martin said.

Gary finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shakedown prior to putting it back in his pants.

"What did you do that for?" Martin said.

"Shaking off the excess drops," Gary said. "Like normal."

"&%$#@ !," Martin said. "And all these years I've been wringing it."

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In Love With Horse

 In Love With Horse

"I'm in love with my horse," the nervous man told his psychiatrist.

"Not something to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled. "Many people are fond of animals. As a matter of fact,
my wife and I have a dog that we are very attached to."

"But, doctor," continued the troubled patient, "I feel ummm... *physically* attracted to my horse!"

"Hmmm." Then the doctor asked, "Is it male or female?"

"Female, of course!" the man snapped. "What do you think I am...GAY?"

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