An Incredible Story

In  1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from   Northwestern University ..
On a  hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant  standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed  distressed, so Peter approached it very  carefully.
He  got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a  large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as  gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife,  after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The  elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look  on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter  stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.  Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked  away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that  day.
Twenty  years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his  teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of  the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his  son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at  Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down.  The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all  the while staring at the man.
Remembering  the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this  was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed  over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked  right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant  trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and  slammed him against the railing, killing him  instantly.
Probably  wasn't the same elephant.

This  is for all of my friends who send me those heart-warming  bullshit stories.          

Adam & Eve

Adam & Eve                     How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.   So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"   Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.   God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.     He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,  and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you   She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you!   She will bear your children.  and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.  "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and  passion whenever you need it." Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"  God replied, "An arm and a leg."   Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"     Of course the rest is history............!!!!     Send to all the women who need a good laugh and the men you think can handle it.

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