| DENTURES So a lady goes into a dentists office, gets on a chair and spreads her legs far apart. The doctor is shocked to see this so he says: "Excuse me, miss, you must have the wrong place, this is a dentist's office." The lady answers back: "Well, didn't you put my husband's dentures in last week?" the lady says. The doctor nodded. "Well," the lady said, "now you have to get them out." |
For The Kids...
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking there's two of me.
One at a time, please.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Lie down on the couch and I'll examine you.
I can't. I'm not allowed on the furniture.
Doctor, doctor, I've lost my memory.
When did it happen?
When did what happen?
Doctor, doctor, my little boy's swallowed a bullet. What shall I do?
Well, for a start, don't point him at me.