1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have no money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have money and thank God are straight, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW...WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?!?!
Send this to all women & those men that can help us understand them better!!!! Help if u can.
Feb 8, 2010
Nice Thoughts
Living on Earth is expensive,
But it does include a free trip around the sun every year.
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Birthdays are good for you;
The more you have, the longer you live.
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How long a minute is...
Depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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Ever notice that the people who are late are often
Much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
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If ignorance is bliss,
Why aren't more people happy?
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Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
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If WalMart is lowering prices every day,
How come nothing is free yet?
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You may be only one person in the world,
But you may also be the world to one person.
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Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
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Don't cry because it's over;
Smile because it happened.
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We could learn a lot from crayons:
Some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull,
Some have weird names, and all are different colors
But they all have to learn to live in the same box.
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A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
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Happiness comes through doors
You didn't even know you left open.
But it does include a free trip around the sun every year.
*********
Birthdays are good for you;
The more you have, the longer you live.
*********
How long a minute is...
Depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
*********
Ever notice that the people who are late are often
Much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
*********
If ignorance is bliss,
Why aren't more people happy?
*********
Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
*********
If WalMart is lowering prices every day,
How come nothing is free yet?
*********
You may be only one person in the world,
But you may also be the world to one person.
*********
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
*********
Don't cry because it's over;
Smile because it happened.
*********
We could learn a lot from crayons:
Some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull,
Some have weird names, and all are different colors
But they all have to learn to live in the same box.
*********
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
*********
Happiness comes through doors
You didn't even know you left open.
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