Jan 17, 2010

Advice !



1. Don't use time or words carelessly. Neither can be retrieved.




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2. Don't be afraid to learn. Knowledge is weightless, a treasure you can carry easily.




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3. Don't run through life so fast that you forget not only where you've been, but also where you are going.




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4. Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give; the fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly, and the best way to keep love is to give it wings.




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5. Don't be afraid to encounter risk. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave.




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6. Don't be afraid to admit you are less than perfect. It is this fragile thread that binds us together.




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7. Don't give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying.




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8. Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or future. By living our life one day at a time, you live ALL the days of your life.




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9. Don't take for granted the closest things to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them life is meaningless.




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10. Don't set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you.




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11. Don't undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special.

just u decide



A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well a s she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.






The doctor told him there is a simple test the he could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.










"Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."










That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 Feet away, let's see what happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"






No response. So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response.










Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again he gets no response.






So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again there is no response. So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"








"Good Lord, Ralph, are you deaf? I said for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN !"