They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing,
There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. Many of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist said, 'Hello, sir. Can you please tell me why you're here to see the doctor today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a
crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.'
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied..
Dec 22, 2009
Four friends
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing trip.
Two days before the group is to leave Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire.
"Damn man," they say; "how long have you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday” say’s Frank
Yesterday I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?
I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.
She took my hand and took me to our bedroom.
The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over.
She had put handcuffs and ropes on the bed!
She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did.
Then she said &do whatever you want.;&;And here I am.
Two days before the group is to leave Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire.
"Damn man," they say; "how long have you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday” say’s Frank
Yesterday I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?
I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.
She took my hand and took me to our bedroom.
The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over.
She had put handcuffs and ropes on the bed!
She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did.
Then she said &do whatever you want.;&;And here I am.
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