Brilliant Business by the Lady (By Murli dhar Gupta)

In the United States, an old lady walking down the sidewalk dragging two garbage bags. One was torn and, on occasion, a note fell from $ 20 through the hole.

 

The police - passing - stopped her and said:

 

- Lady, has 20 notes falling this plastic bag.

 

- Really? What the hell! (Replied the old lady). I better go back and see if they caught the fallen ... Thanks for letting me know.

 

- Hold on, lady! Where you get all that money? Not been stealing, is not it?

 

- No, officer, my backyard overlooks a golf course has a lot of golfers urinating a hole in my fence, right into the flower bed. That bothered me, killed my flowers ... Then I thought, "why not take advantage of the situation?".

 

Now, I'm pretty quiet, behind the fence, with garden shears. Whenever a thread the "instrument" on the fence, I grab the instrument and say:

 

- "OK, buddy: either pay me $ 20, or I'll cut this thing."

 

- Fair enough (says the cop, laughing at the story.) OK, good luck! But, by the way, what do you have in another bag?

 

- Well, you know ... Not all pay ...