Penis Treatment
Jack goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I'm having trouble getting my
penis erect. Can you help me?"
After a complete examination, the doctor tells Jack, "Well, the problem
with you is that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged.
There's really nothing I can do for you unless you're willing to try an
experimental treatment."
Jack asks sadly, "What is this treatment?"
"Well," the doctor explains, "what we would do is take the muscles from
the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis."
Jack thinks about it silently, then says, "Well, the thought of going
through life without ever having sex again is too much, let's go for
it."
A few weeks after the operation Jack was given the green light to use
his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening for his
girlfriend
and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city. In the
middle of
dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point
of being painful. To release the pressure Jack unzipped his fly. His
penis
immediately sprung from his pants, went to the top of the table,
grabbed a roll and then returned to his pants.
His girlfriend was stunned at first but then said with a sly smile,
"That was incredible! Can you do it again?"
With his eyes watering, Jack replied, "Well, I guess so, but I don't
think I
can fit another roll up my ass."
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