Jun 11, 2011

very bored


One night Danny, being very bored, decides he wants to do something different.

He decides he wants to rent an adult video.

After going to the movie store Danny gets things ready.....lights
candles...turns down the lights..puts on something slinky...a black thong and gets himself comfy.
 

Danny puts the video into his VCR but all he sees is static.
 
Danny calls the rental store and protests, "The movie I rented only shows static!"

The clerk replies, "I'm sorry sir we've been having problems with some
of our videos lately.
 
Can you tell me the name of the video you rented?"

Danny replies, "Head Cleaner."
 
 
 

"He who laughs last, thinks slowest."