Don't know how true it is "BUT ITS FUNNY"
This is Ultimate.. I bet after reading u may want to try SELF-SUICIDE.
['self- ' ???...this is just a beginning] HAPPY JOURNEY !
Below are profiles taken from shaadi-COM .These are actual ads on a matrimony site.
Grammar and spelling errors have no place in these profile description as everything is-
[watch out for the final few ones!
English lovers TAKE CARE ]
I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my ho me .
I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore ..
if u like me u welco me to my heart when ever u whant to me et pls visit my resident
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other ho me work
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every mo me nts of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.
I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i
love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late co me on
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i am simple girl. I have lot of problem in my life because of my
luck. now
i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(??????????? ????? What the hell)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be so me one
groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he
would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
Infact she doesn't know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP ? ?
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I
love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of ˜ok. The person is
Suffering from ˜Ok-syndro me˜)
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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &
Mother. sister completely married
(so me body please explain how to get married
completely ?)
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my na me is devi and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
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iam kanandevi. i do own businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(Plz for gods sake ask so me bodys help in framing sentence )
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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.
i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good. i expect the
good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the sa me caste or other
(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)
(Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?)
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I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social
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