Cock Sucker Frog
A queer sits down at a bar and plops a frog on the bar. The bartender says, "What the hell are you doin' with that frog?"
"Why I'm going to sell it for a hundred Dollars," replied the man.
"What's so special about the frog?"
"This is a Cock-sucker frog," exclaimed the man.
A few minutes later in walks this gorgeous hunk. He asked, "What are you doing with that frog?"
"Why, it's for sale, Sir, this is a cock-sucker frog. He is an expert cock sucker. Buy it and you will get the best blow job you've ever had. And I'll let you have it for $100."
"I don't know," said the guy, "I have a very large cock. I don't think it would work."
"I'll guarantee that if it doesn't work, just call me and I'll give you your money back."
"I'll take it," said the guy and threw down $100.
"OK Sir, here's the frog and my phone number in case you have any problems."
The guy took the frog home, laid down spread eagle naked in bed and prodded the frog. Nothing happened. He poked the frog and nothing. It didn't move. He called the man who sold him the frog. "This frog won't do anything, I want my money back."
The man said, "Hold it, I'll be right there. Give me your address."
The man heads straight for the guys home. He walks in and sure enough there's the naked guy with a huge hard-on and the frog is not doing anything. It just sits there.
Then the man says to the frog, "All right, I'm going to show you this, but just one more time!"
